omgthe2000s: United States of Whatever - Liam...
Never let me fall asleep while my sister is around. I woke up covered in mascara and nail polish.
Tyler: Aw ballin'! I got 150$ although I only worked like two shifts this week.
Tige: You must've gotten paid before me, I only have 1.07$
Tige: Just kidding, that's actually all I got paid this week.
Tyler: FEGGIT. (as loud as he can)
Rudi: yeah.. my dad's a light sleeper
Tige: ahh that sucks
Rudi: i use an exercise ball as a chair
Rudi: i fell off it
Rudi: it made a noise
Rudi: when i yelled SHIT
Tige: I don't doubt.
Rudi hits 200+ followers
Rudi: ~tumblr famus~
Me: u go gurl
I kind of want to record Shawn using his new phone...
It’s fucking hilarious.
FUUUCK IM HYPER
isitadream-isitalie: I LOVE YOU ALL. HALEY MICAELA LAIKABOSS ANTICHRISTTELEVISIONBLUES TYLER TIGE RUDI RYAN EVERYONE I SEE ON TUMBLR. you guys are awesome Ryan is Tyler, The Creator’s Twitter account.
Ryan on packing.
Ryan: What's up?
Rudi: I'm supposed to be packing.
Ryan: Fuck packing.
Rudi: That's why I'm on tumblr.
Ryan: Carry that shit in a fucking upside-down open umbrella.
Rudi: Good idea, Profanity Hanson.
The past two nights I've had a rather weird...
I’m bursting at the seams with energy and sometimes without thinking I just jump or twitch super bad and scream and feel like my chests about to explode. It just happens in random little spurts though. It’s so weird.
Tige: I actually think I may try and become a therapist.
Me: I think you're cute. That's what I fuckin' think.
Tige: You're hawt as fack.
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
So after six months, Magnoli's can finally produce...
And guess who’s dirt poor and won’t get paid a lot this week?
Approximately 12 hours ago it was 9C and PISSING...
Now it’s -8C and according to the Weather Network, snowing (I’m far too lazy to actually go and verify this).
I suppose I should go to bed.
Enough moodiness for one night. Everyone hates me when I’m like that so I ought to have it corrected by morning. Also, for the last hour I’ve done nothing but listen to blink-182 (sorry, Rudi). Don’t know why, but their self-titled album = my bad mood album. I just listen to it and calm down. It’s awesome.
Believe me I failed this effort I wrote a reminder this wasn’t a vision This time where are you Houston? Is somebody out there? Will somebody listen?
If there's one thing I love about living with...
It’s when we have serious talks about stuff (particularly about females). We just had one a minute ago that took the course of how pretty much all of them go, something along the lines of: Me saying something about my current situation/outlook Shawn saying “yeah buddy, go for it” or giving encouraging words Me contemplating whether or not he’s right Shawn saying he is...